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Waverly Earp ([personal profile] stupetballs) wrote2020-07-07 06:09 pm

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[personal profile] middlefinger 2020-09-09 03:40 am (UTC)(link)

(the first cake doc brings back to wynonna is an atrocity. but it's also not vegan so they decide to ditch it and get one made by the demons in the kitchen instead. this one looks actually edible, pretty, and is vegan. vanilla and chocolate frosting. simple, and waverly's favorite.

waverly never got to celebrate her birthday much as a kid, which is why wynonna is showing up with doc now at her doorway, knocking, so they can do just that, celebrate. )

Edited 2020-09-09 03:40 (UTC)
cowman: (🎩 pocketed)

[personal profile] cowman 2020-09-09 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
( Doc insisted on taking a picture of the atrocity, for the record. He helped do something. Okay, he drank while two other inebriated friends did the thing. But, is it not the thought that counts, Wynonna? )

She is in for a surprise.

( Doc? Excited. Very. Because, Waverly deserves this and a party but since the party is going to be for Wynonna, then this is the next best thing. He hopes Waverly has no clue about their plans. He did not give anything away after all. )
middlefinger: (in my need for respite)

[personal profile] middlefinger 2020-09-10 02:15 am (UTC)(link)

Well, I heard a rumor that it's hell's favorite angel's birthday.

(suck it lucifer, that's right, waverly is the favorite. wynonna nudges doc in the ribs as a sign to tell him to reveal the cake he's been holding behind his back.)

cowman: (mhm)

[personal profile] cowman 2020-09-11 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
( no reason to nudge! but, he's all too tickled to slide the pink box from around his back. )

We brought you something.
middlefinger: (I adored you in every one of those)

[personal profile] middlefinger 2020-09-14 03:54 am (UTC)(link)

We wanted to, you deserve it.

(wynonna is going to sweep in for a quick hug before making her way in.)

Happy Birthday, Baby Girl.

cowman: (see here)

[personal profile] cowman 2020-09-17 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
( First Waverly gets the box that's held out, but Doc gives her a nice side hug, bringing his chin to the top of her head. )

Happy birthday, angel.
middlefinger: (queen takes jack)

[personal profile] middlefinger 2020-09-20 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)

Don't worry, I didn't bake it.

(because nobody wants that.)

Doc got the demons to make you a vegan one. Which really shows that vegan food is a form of torture.

(what? she thinks she's funny.)

cowman: (🎩 gunheads)

[personal profile] cowman 2020-09-23 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
( That's right, that would've been ... inconvenient and a waste of a surprise. But she took care of those decorations. )

Wynonna.

( He doesn't disagree, but, is this the time. )

There is also another cake made by a few friends. I have a picture of that one. ( It shouldn't be eaten by anyone. )
middlefinger: (Default)

[personal profile] middlefinger 2020-09-27 06:06 am (UTC)(link)

Am I ever going to say no to coffee or booze?

(the answer is no.)

cowman: (🎩 night | contact)

[personal profile] cowman 2020-09-27 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Or booze in coffee.

( Doc takes the cake box out of Waverly's hands so she can busy herself with their hard coffees and so Doc can busy himself with slicing into this... vegan... cake.

He does hope it is moist and delicious.

As he gets plates and slices,
) There are other vegan choices down here? ( He's never thought about it, but when he does, he hopes Waverly isn't eating bare bones because most of what Doc finds is meat and sides of vegetables. But nothing rooted in veganism. )
middlefinger: (Default)

[personal profile] middlefinger 2020-09-30 07:13 am (UTC)(link)

Not to mention that torture could be them sneaking people food in your meals -- that has happened.

(not to bring down the celebration, but just keeping it 100%)

cowman: (🎩 stopped | better)

[personal profile] cowman 2020-09-30 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
( see Doc's disgusted face as he hands two plates, two pieces of cake and two forks sticking out to Wynonna and to Waverly. )

How does Cannibalism surprise me.

( he shudders, pointedly not taking a slice himself, but waiting patiently for the upgraded coffee. )

I could ask around with the demons, see if there is a particular chef or a special menu. One -- less special.
Edited 2020-09-30 16:27 (UTC)
middlefinger: (had this conversation)

[personal profile] middlefinger 2020-09-30 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)

(sorry she'll try to be....less the way she is...)

I'll make sure no one feeds you Soylent Green, I promise. But this cake, I am pretty sure is safe.

cowman: (you're someone I can count on)

[personal profile] cowman 2020-09-30 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
( Soylent Green, Wynonna? )

It is. No ersatz ingredients. I personally oversaw preparation.
middlefinger: (Default)

[personal profile] middlefinger 2020-10-03 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)

Anything for you, Waves.

(she takes the plate of cake.)

I know all you ever wanted was for your family to celebrate your birthday -- and this is way overdue -- but I'm glad you like it.

cowman: (real fond)

[personal profile] cowman 2020-10-03 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
( doc didn't want .. he takes the cake with a friendly half-smile. ) Thank you.

( coffee, please. )

How can we not celebrate? Our angel.