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[middlefinger]

We wanted to, you deserve it.

(wynonna is going to sweep in for a quick hug before making her way in.)

Happy Birthday, Baby Girl.

[cowman]

( First Waverly gets the box that's held out, but Doc gives her a nice side hug, bringing his chin to the top of her head. )

Happy birthday, angel.

[stupetballs]

Thanks, guys. I'm so glad you came.

[And also that you came after she'd hauled most of the decorations down to the secret stash room at the bar.]

Is that a cake?

[middlefinger]

Don't worry, I didn't bake it.

(because nobody wants that.)

Doc got the demons to make you a vegan one. Which really shows that vegan food is a form of torture.

(what? she thinks she's funny.)

[cowman]

( That's right, that would've been ... inconvenient and a waste of a surprise. But she took care of those decorations. )

Wynonna.

( He doesn't disagree, but, is this the time. )

There is also another cake made by a few friends. I have a picture of that one. ( It shouldn't be eaten by anyone. )

[stupetballs]

[Waverly is honestly touched when she learns it's vegan, and there's even a bit of a teasing eye roll when Wynonna equates it to a form of torture. But she will walk the cake over to the counter and eye the kitchen.]

Irish coffee to go with it?

[It seems fitting.]

[middlefinger]

Am I ever going to say no to coffee or booze?

(the answer is no.)

[cowman]

Or booze in coffee.

( Doc takes the cake box out of Waverly's hands so she can busy herself with their hard coffees and so Doc can busy himself with slicing into this... vegan... cake.

He does hope it is moist and delicious.

As he gets plates and slices, ) There are other vegan choices down here? ( He's never thought about it, but when he does, he hopes Waverly isn't eating bare bones because most of what Doc finds is meat and sides of vegetables. But nothing rooted in veganism. )

[stupetballs]

[Waverly wrinkles her nose before shaking her head.]

I've been erring more on the side of vegetarian lately. I don't want to ask for too much and wind up owing extra torture or something like that.

[middlefinger]

Not to mention that torture could be them sneaking people food in your meals -- that has happened.

(not to bring down the celebration, but just keeping it 100%)

[cowman]

( see Doc's disgusted face as he hands two plates, two pieces of cake and two forks sticking out to Wynonna and to Waverly. )

How does Cannibalism surprise me.

( he shudders, pointedly not taking a slice himself, but waiting patiently for the upgraded coffee. )

I could ask around with the demons, see if there is a particular chef or a special menu. One -- less special.

[stupetballs]

[Oh that is ... a face. Stop ruining her birthday cake, Wynonna! She looks down at the cake and frowns.]

I would appreciate that. Because I especially don't want any of that.

[middlefinger]

(sorry she'll try to be....less the way she is...)

I'll make sure no one feeds you Soylent Green, I promise. But this cake, I am pretty sure is safe.

[cowman]

( Soylent Green, Wynonna? )

It is. No ersatz ingredients. I personally oversaw preparation.

[stupetballs]

Thank you.

[That makes her feel much better about this particular cake, anyway, that she will quickly divvy into pieces, as well as getting the coffee going.]

Both of you. This was really sweet.

[middlefinger]

Anything for you, Waves.

(she takes the plate of cake.)

I know all you ever wanted was for your family to celebrate your birthday -- and this is way overdue -- but I'm glad you like it.

[cowman]

( doc didn't want .. he takes the cake with a friendly half-smile. ) Thank you.

( coffee, please. )

How can we not celebrate? Our angel.

[stupetballs]

[Coffee is coming! And she can also think of a few reasons they might not, given that they're in Hell, but she's happy to do it all the same.

And with that, they will enjoy their cake and a very happy birthday was had. /scene?]