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[middlefinger]

That's good to know. Just in case. I know vampires here, people who might be able to help him.

[or could help stop him, if it came to it, she doesn't say.]

Klaus, one of my roommates, is a vampire and werewolf hybrid -- which you know, weird, but handy, and super old.

[stupetballs]

Oh. That's very good to know.

[There's a beat.]

Especially since angel blood kind of makes vampires go a little ... feral.

[Another beat.]

Wait, did you say hybrid?

[middlefinger]

Yeah. That's a thing, at least here.

[wynonna has not asked the details -- she and klaus don't often do a lot of talking....]

My other roomates are like...legit comic books-esque superheroes. You see some weird shit here. I thought Homelander was some sorta weird cosplayer when we met.

[stupetballs]

I met him too. He's ... a lot.

[In presentation, at least, they didn't talk very long and he's depowered at the moment. But Waverly will reach for the bag of chips before following up with:]

I'm pretty sure the ladies I'm rooming with are secret agents.

[middlefinger]

He can be. But he's not that bad when you get to know him.

[or wynonna just hasn't seen him at his full psychotic yet. honestly, doc looks like a saint compared to people like homelander and klaus, wynonna's questionable taste continues to be in true form in hell.

not that she mentions that]

Good. Sounds like they'll be able to keep you safe. [since wynonna can't hover around waverly 24/7, much as she might want to.]

[stupetballs]

That's the plan. We've got a whole system and everything.

[She pauses for a moment, before looking up at her again.]

Are you okay? I know I just dumped a lot on you.

[middlefinger]

[wynonna snorts a little.]

I'm fine.

[she's not, but that was true even before waverly told her about the doc of it all. it's been a rough few weeks.]

[stupetballs]

[She nods because yeah, Wynonna is not fine, but that's okay. She wasn't expecting her to be.]

Want me to crash here tonight? I told the roomies not to wait up.

[middlefinger]

I did say this was a sleepover, didn't I? [and maybe she'll actually be able to sleep with waverly around.]

[stupetballs]

You're right. I forgot.

[She pats the spot next to her.]

Now get over here, or I'm going to eat this chips all by myself.

[middlefinger]

Don't you dare!!

[and with that they will continue bonding and chip eating until they eventually fall asleep in sister cuddles.

/end]